If you want to laugh (hard), type "wacky web tales" into google, and go to the site. it's like Mad Libs. But SO much funnier. These horoscopes are brought to you by Christina, Sofie and me courtesy Wacky Web Tales:
Aries — Ram (March 21-April 19)
Someone you know may be feeling friendly. Stay out of the way!
Taurus — Bull (April 20-May 20)
Don't feel in public. It could prove embarrassing.
Gemini — Twins (May 21-June 20)
Control the urge to lather. tap instead.
Cancer — Crab (June 21-July 22)
marauding too many worms will leave you exhausted!
Leo — Lion (July 23-August 22)
A loved one thinks you are pointless. Do not be taken in by flattery.
Virgo — Virgin (August 23-September 22)
stroll in private when possible. It's difficult to concentrate when people are watching.
Libra— Scales (September 23-October 22)
Avoid snorkling noses.
Scorpio — Scorpion (October 23-November 21)
Never loan money to american mudskippers! They are poor credit risks.
Sagittarius — Archer (November 22-December 21)
Today is a good day to stink a(n) mud.
Capricorn — Goat (December 22-January 19)
You may receive some banana stands from a secret admirer! Water them every day, and they will last a long time.
Aquarius — Water Bearer (January 20-February 18)
Unless you organize your mustaches better, you won't get anything done.
Pisces — Fish (February 19-March 20)
A good friend will give you $1000 to buy new hard candys. Be sure to thank your friend.
(Mine is Leo.)
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4 comments:
So fun. Laughing, laughing.
I'm Saggitarius. If "stink a mud" is a euphemism, it's not a very good one. And it is a good day for it.
I wish I were Pisces today.
If only I had known that when watering banana stands they last longer!
This is brilliant!
HAHAHAHAHA....
(Can you picture how I'm laughing?)
I didn't think I could laugh any harder tonight--I was wrong. Loooovvvvveeeed them. The kids are obsessed with mad libs. This is much better. MUCH better.
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